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When it comes to online shopping, we all know the power a bad customer review can have - but what difference does a good one really make?

Well, for one brand of sex toy it seems it can cause sales to go through the roof.

An unnamed woman recently shared a hilariously honest five star review for a £35.99 ($46.99) vibrator sold by Tracy’s Dog on Amazon.

Her lengthy post detailed her initial scepticism of the item as well as her experience of using the product and was liked by thousands of potential shoppers causing the sex toy to sell-out.

She wrote: “Having read everyone’s reviews, I had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, I wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre.

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“A few friends of mine bought it recently and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens.”

However she soon discovered how wrong she’d been and how right they were.

After the product arrived, she waited for her children to go to school, before plugging it in to charge.

“I plug this lil bad boy in. Waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended, because I don’t have time to screw around waiting to ‘get in the mood’. I have to get the kids in a few hours and I need to be ready to go when this thing is done. Tik tok b**** welcome to motherhood,” she continues.

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Eventually a pink light began flashing, showing it was ready to go and she kicked off her “solo party”.

“I started on low, which I barely even felt, so me being me, I decided to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.

“I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the G-spot button as well. At least, I think that’s what happened, because I’m pretty sure I blacked out. My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.”

“I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending even stronger suction. I’m pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending orgasm,” she said.

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“This time my soul left me, and god himself said ‘child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light’.

“I get up to clean up and realise in my seizure-like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough.”

She adds: “So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day and for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 metre dash.”

More than 4,000 people said they found her Amazon review helpful.

And she’s not the only woman going wild for the vibrator, as 784 people have reviewed the product so far, with many giving it four or five stars.

Another woman said it had “completely changed” her life.

A third warned customers they would soon become “addicted” to the thing.

Others branded it “amazing” and the “best sex toy ever”.

The product did sell out after this, but is now back in stock, just FYI ladies…